src="http://www.woostercollective.com/images/FF-5Tips.jpg">

Five Tips From… Flying Fortress

/>1. Post no bills —Always add strongly sticking wood glue to your
poster paste to strain peoples nerves.

2. Housewives’ wisdom
—If you ever get a stain by feeding salt on your bright white shirt
inadvertently - just clean it out immediately with red wine.

3.
Education of kids—  Alway cross streets on red light to become a evil
model for someone’s kids.

4. Archive your business - If you
paint an illegal surface, try to get a photo of it soon, ‘cause may they will
clean it up. “Uh, Fortress! Damn! Really?”

5. Ebay - Wanna
sell your old out-off-fashion-and-f**ked-up clothes on ebay? And wanna get your
money back you once paid for your stuff years ago when it was all brand new?
Just use the right word in the item’s description! Like “worn a lot - never
washed”, or “from a really spoiled fetishist”, or “worn off by young gay”...
That sounds a little bit discriminating - but sorry, it works well!