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/>Billboard Liberation Front (via Boing
Boing)
News on the March!
Date: July 14, 2003
Subject:
Billboard Liberation Front Partners With Banana Republic, Creates Clothing Line
With More Sass
From: Jack Napier

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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Confidential-Destroy Before Reading

“Sweet mother, I can’t
weave my web overcome with longing for a boy because of slender Aphrodite”
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The Billboard Liberation Front and Banana Republic are proud to
unveil and present The Sappho Collection.

Today’s women of
taste and distinction know that a deep, deep acceptance of the feminine touch is
what it takes for truly savoring life’s most intimate and personal of
experiences. Our Phallocentric culture has lost track of this most basic of
truths. Since before the days of the ancients, the feminine touch has been the
undisputed inspiration for fashion both practical and decorative. Women don’t
need men and it’s only a matter of time before medical science thrusts this fact
into common knowledge. Judging by the latest from Lagerfeld, Givenchy, and La
Croix, women don’t need men to dress them either, hence Banana Republics The
Sappho Collection.

“That country girl has witched your wishes,
/>all dressed up in her country clothes
and she hasn’t the sense
to
hitch her rags above her ankles”

If you’ve ever had that problem, you
don’t need to travel to the Isle of Lesbos for a solution. Just take a tip from
the new Banana Republic Spokes woman, Sappho and experience The Sappho
Collection

You can see the BLF’s latest billboard presentation of
Banana Republics The Sappho Collection at the intersection of Highway 101 and
Caesar Chavez St. in San Francisco. Driving north on 101 you’ll see the massive
freeway billboard on your right just north of Caesar Chavez.

-Jack
Napier

Billboard Liberation Front Please direct all inquiries to
lies@billboardliberation.com

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The Billboard Liberation Front has been improving and enhancing the
Outdoor Ad images of the biggest and best (sic) of America’s commercial and
industrial giants for 22 years. Exxon, Levi’s, R.J. Reynolds, Apple, G.M.C. and
dozens of other corporate behemoths have had their Ad campaigns tweaked by the
BLF. The Billboard Liberation Front was formed in 1977 by Jack Napier and Irving
Glikk after the two were kidnapped, blindfolded and forced to alter a billboard
along with 24 other clueless copywriters by the nefarious San Francisco Suicide
Club.