/>Age: 32
Hometown: SF, CA.
/>Where do you now live?: San Geronimo, CA.
Where
would you most like to live?: A ruined castle in Normandy.
/>Who was your first “hero” in life?: href="http://sanchezbrothers.com">Bruce Sanchez
What is your
favorite thing to do on your day off from work?: Kick it with my
bambino. go to the beach. dig holes. work.
What is your favorite
color?: Black
Who (or what) do you love?: My
wife, my son, my mustache.
Who and/or what are some of your
influences? Urban blight, old photos, copper patina, rust, an
antiquated abacus, good design.

/>What other artists do you most admire?

Conclavi
Obscuri, Mario Martinez, Judy North, Ali G, Filthy Ape, Sandow Birk, David
Hasselhoff.

How would you describe your art to someone
who could not see it?

That’s tough. How about;
“Interlaced, multi layered humanistic portraits characterized by imperceptibly
distressed imagery and incongruous juxtapositions and stuff.”

/>What other talent would most like to have?

I
would like to be able to slam dunk on Yao Ming.

What do
you fear the most?

Mayonnaise.

/>What is your greatest ambition?

I would like to
wheat paste the white house with giant evil cheney posters.

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