Orchard Street Art Gallery presents Tonybones & Resk
This Thursday night, July 21, from 7-10pm

Tonybones hails from the wilds of east texas, not much is known about
this illusive wretch other than that he has a taste for cheap liquor
and a passion for powertools. once thought to be part alligator,
researchers have concluded that he is in fact just ugly.

little or less is known about Resk. while mining for precious ore in
the hills, south american miners found him drinking the blood of a
large chilean woman. some signs point to mental retardation but most
who know him agree he’s probably just drunk.

the two of these apes plan to make a really big mess, and eventually
set the gallery on fire. no less than four fights will break out and
at least 3 people will be killed. no arrests will be made as the
police will be busy trying to solve the case of the missing twinkie.