1. Whenever you are pointing a finger at someone, there are four fingers
pointing back at yourself.
4. If there are rats in the front room,
roaches in the back or junkies in the alley with the baseball bat; try to get
away and get away far or you know what…
2. When you find yourself
surrounded by issues, use the patented Zoltron I.C.E.R. method. Identify.
Confront. Explore. Resolve. And then go get a spritzer.
3. One part
clear acrylic (faux) glaze, two parts wallpaper paste, a splash of water and a
ring of invisibility (if applicable)
5. If you are a robot, always
use oil after you take a bath, not the other way around. If you want to become a
robot, click here