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Five Tips From… Flying Fortress

1. Post No Bills
Always add strong sticking
wood glue to your poster paste to strain people’s nerves.

2.
Housewife’s Wisdom
If you ever inadvertently get a stain on your
bright white shirt - just clean it out immediately with red wine.

/>3. Education of Kids
Alway cross the street on a red light to
become an evil model for someone’s kids.

4. Archive Your Business

If you paint on an illegal surface, try to get a photo of it soon,
‘cause they may well clean it up. “Uh, Fortress! Damn! Really?”

5.
Ebay
Wanna sell your old out-off-fashion-and-f**ked-up clothes on
ebay? And wanna get your money back once you paid for your stuff years ago when
it was all brand new? Just use the right word in the item’s description! Like
“worn a lot - never washed”, or “from a really spoiled fetishist”, or “worn off
by young gay”... That sounds a little bit discriminating - but sorry, it works
well!