“the free bouncy rides are going pretty good.  of course giving them on the subway platforms in the summer heat is tough but the smiles i see on the people’s faces and the pictures that i get keep me going for the hour.  needless to say i stink pretty bad when i get home with the soaked mascot costume.

my brand new project, the “candy crack delivery service”, is a new thing where i personally hand deliver a 100 % sugar fake crack rock to people’s houses in the brooklyn areas of williamsburg and greenpoint. i’m going to be doing it twice a month on the weekend.  i make the crack from broken sugar cubes and then color and flavor them with snow cone syrup and then drop them in a little crack bag which goes for $1
per bag.

the first delivery I had last weekend was very scary because I didn’t know what to expect.  i burst in the guy’s front door and started running around his apartment like a stunned boxer or a scared bee.  i rushed the sale and got out of there as soon as i could.  later i realized how weird i acted and laughed.  later in the evening i got a second call to a party where i delivered some candy crack to a couple girls.  they were cool and i think we’re going to become friends. the next time i’m doing it is Saturday August 8th.”.... Club Animals