From href="http://www.yourmindbetterbeblowingandsoon.com/">Your Mind Better Be
Blowing and Soon:

“Borf is not caught.

Borf is
many. Borf is none. Borf is waiting for you in your car. Borf is in your
pockets. Borf is running through your veins. Borf is naive. Borf is good for
your liver. Borf is controlling your thoughts. Borf is everywhere. Borf is the
war on boredom. Borf annihilates. Borf hates school. Borf is a four letter word
for joy. Borf is quickly losing patience. Borf yells in the library. Borf eats
pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Borf is digging a hole to China. Borf is
bad at graffiti. Borf is ephemeral. Borf is invincible. Borf. Borf ruins
everything. Borf runs near the swimming pool. Borf keeps it real. Borf writes
you love letters. Ol’ Dirty Bastard is Borf. Borf knows everything. Borf is in
the water. Borf doesn’t sleep. Borf systematically attacks the infrastructure of
the totality. Borf is a foulmouth. Borf eats your homework. Borf brings you home
for dinner. Borf is the dirt under your fingernails. Borf is the song that never
ends. Borf gets down. Borf gets up. Borf is your baby. Borf is neither. Borf is
good for your heart, the more you eat the more you. Borf is. Borf destroys. Borf
is immortal. Borf pulls fire alarms. Borf scuffs the gym floor. Borf is looking
through your mom’s purse. Borf is M. Borf is the size of Alaska. Borf likes
pizza. Borf is in general. Borf ain’t nothin’ to fuck with. Borf runs it. Borf
has reflexes like a cat. Borf is immortal. Borf sticks gum under the desk. Borf
is omnipotent. Borf is flawed. Borf is winning.

Art is dead. Long
live Borf.

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You
can download the Borf stencil above href="http://www.yourmindbetterbeblowingandsoon.com/2005/07/26/this-is-the-borf-
in-man-this-is-the-borf-in-you/">here.